kingcheddarxvii:

You never forget the first time you heard Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice. It’s like seeing a cat open its mouth and bark. It’s like a skinny young white boy singing belting out gospel music in a robust operatic voice. It’s like being at the pet store and hearing “hello” in a deep voice and turning around to see a lizard pressed against the glass, refusing to break eye contact

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

bunblaster:

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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daves-applejuice:

clicking on someone’s blog and finding out they are hot 

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Arch we know they’re ferrets -_-;;

*overenthusiastic wave* Hi there!

what up, Serena? 8 :0

Hi!

what up, Link? < :0

unclefather:

tylerchokely:

im kinda turned on by mr clean

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solluxthetrollux:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

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BIG.

MEATY.

CLAWS.

Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

newfluffytown:

Community
↳ Friendship

Guys, look in your hearts and answer this question honestly- what’s more likely? That someone in this group doesn’t belong in this group or ghosts? If we have to choose between turning on each other or pinning it on some specter with unfinished, pen-related business, I’m sorry, but my money’s on ghost.

3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.