Takin pictures w the harem
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
im gettin worried bout dennys man..
they’re hittin the hard shit i think
you can tell a lot about a person by bugging their house
I used to be a straight A student
Now I’m not even straight
LOOK AT THIS BABY
LOOK AT HER
when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot
Sexuality is fluid
you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft
I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.