no memes within 500ft

princessskittybot:

when the two characters you ship more than anything stand next to each other in official art

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I once had a guy ask me to call him daddy so I did... his reply still haunts me. He said "don't tell mommy." That was done right then.

classicassi:

cosbyykidd:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

b r u h

nooooo

memeshii:

im DYING

other country: wow we solved drug crimes by doing this and the problem is practically completely resolved
america: there is just no stopping the war on drugs........
other country: we have the most successful schools because we implement these rules to encourage real learning
america: no hope....... kids just cant cut it anymore........
other country: gun related crime is all but non existent thanks to our restrictions
america: wow..... if only there was some way to stop these shootings before they happened..............
other country: nothing bad has happened as a result of our equal marriage/bathroom laws for lgbt
america: if only there was a way.............................
the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

dewgongo:

when you play a trick on someone, and deceive them
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This is unacceptable behavior, don’t be like Devito

This is unacceptable behavior, don’t be like Devito

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

Or grey

Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things (might as well do this one too)

without it i’d have lost most of my motivation and inspiration

honestly i don’t know how i’d get on without it seeing as though i’m dealing with it pretty much nonstop

Red

Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).

they’ve put up with me longer than is humanly possible so at this point i’m gonna assume that they must be a dog

they really like pineapples and zelda and supernatural

they met someone across the atlantic who knows they’re phenomenal

they like to start philosophical conversations with me at 3am

they once traded pills for garlic bread

(there’s like two or so runner-ups though sorry for not mentioning you)

thisamyshouldbeinthetardis:

youareabadger:

I just really love it when actors wear t-shirts about their projects or friends for fun

like

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i

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just

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look at

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how amazingimage

it is

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I love how half of these are Rupert Grint he’s so cute